VIDEO: WIGGLE // CLARINET POLE DANCING

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Can you play Snoop Dogg inverted in skimpy underwear?

UNNECESSARY VIDEO: “STARSHIPS” BY CUBBY

Everything about this is creep nation. Watch sex slave, Cubby as he/she works it like a nasty ##&! It’s ridiculous how similar this version is to the original “Starships,” by Nicki Minaj. Watch how nicely Cubby transitions from beach babe to neon freak babe- Honey Boo Boo child.

*Fast forward to 2:10 onward (Honey Boo Boo)… NOT OK Continue reading

ASIAN BOY DANCES LIKE SEX FOX

UPDATE: *New video: Click “continue reading” and watch the last one.

This is 100% unacceptable. A friend posted this BS on facebook and I almost soiled my recently bleached panties. It’s genius but downright creepy on 20 levels. The outfits are absolutely heinous and the backdrop looks like a bed sheet from JonBenĂ©t’s room. The piss blonde Marilyn Monroe ensemble [that's what I'm calling it, shown below] is hideous and will now keep me up for days. Especially when the he/she MEOWS at the end. Sick as hell.

The slutty cut up gray outfit with the black booty shorts and bra is honestly pushing it too. This is all so wrong! I love it.

How old is this kid? I’m seriously going to throw up. Enjoy these videos!

Yes, it actually gets worse / better! Continue reading

CHRIS TEACHES US HOW TO FOLD A BANDANNA


THIS ##&! IS THE DEFINITION OF “GOOD TIME.” Learn how to fold a bandanna AND ENJOY IT. Take a chill and let Chris show you.