SPONGE ADDICT: CAN’T STAND ONE SIZE.

Woman queens out over sponge painting.  98% postmenopausal porn. Opens with “The Army arts and crafts department sent me to Korea” (in which I have no comment).

CLASSIC: I BE-WEAVE HAIR SALON

This video is hands down, the best. I tried to call for an appointment but they never called back. Continue reading

CINNAMON CHALLENGE… RIDICULOUS

My ADD usually kicks in around .7 seconds into watching any YouTube video and I get bored with it. Screw this. However, just watching this woman’s face and hair will be enough to get you to the funny part (about 1 min in) where she DUMPS AN ENTIRE F’ING LADLE into her mouth. The rest is absolutely rotten. Why would you wear a club top and then do the cinnamon challenge? Any remarks? I love this dumb B##&!

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VIDEO: WIGGLE // CLARINET POLE DANCING

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Can you play Snoop Dogg inverted in skimpy underwear?

AWKWARD OUTER SPACE DANCE

What the hell is this? This video montage is ridiculous but includes some sleek dance moves. The boot/leotard combo while pretending to be Glinda in outer space is pretty genius. Her facial expressions, winking, and hair whipping mixed with the saxophone may keep you up at night so do not watch this if you are stoned…or do. VIDEO:

BABE25 DISCUSSES HER SQUIRT

“See the stains? … That’s from me. Squirt’n. And that’s not pee that’s squirt.”

Babe25 is back! (Remember the gap-toothed, self-proclaimed “queen” of Stickam? This time we get an unwanted look into her sex life.. not only does she teach us how to squirt on a squirt pillow- we also get to see the stains, and find out just how far she can squirt. This is real. This crazy girl was recorded while talking to her friends on Stickam. WTF! Disturbingly hilarious. (Thankfully, does not include nudity)

“These pillows are flat as a doornail.”
“I push. Until I squirt. That’s how ya do it, sis.”