AWKWARD OUTER SPACE DANCE

What the hell is this? This video montage is ridiculous but includes some sleek dance moves. The boot/leotard combo while pretending to be Glinda in outer space is pretty genius. Her facial expressions, winking, and hair whipping mixed with the saxophone may keep you up at night so do not watch this if you are stoned…or do. VIDEO:

BABE25 DISCUSSES HER SQUIRT

“See the stains? … That’s from me. Squirt’n. And that’s not pee that’s squirt.”

Babe25 is back! (Remember the gap-toothed, self-proclaimed “queen” of Stickam? This time we get an unwanted look into her sex life.. not only does she teach us how to squirt on a squirt pillow- we also get to see the stains, and find out just how far she can squirt. This is real. This crazy girl was recorded while talking to her friends on Stickam. WTF! Disturbingly hilarious. (Thankfully, does not include nudity)

“These pillows are flat as a doornail.”
“I push. Until I squirt. That’s how ya do it, sis.”

VIDEO: WIGGLE // CLARINET POLE DANCING

Hope your ready

Can you play Snoop Dogg inverted in skimpy underwear?

UNNECESSARY VIDEO: “STARSHIPS” BY CUBBY

Everything about this is creep nation. Watch sex slave, Cubby as he/she works it like a nasty ##&! It’s ridiculous how similar this version is to the original “Starships,” by Nicki Minaj. Watch how nicely Cubby transitions from beach babe to neon freak babe- Honey Boo Boo child.

*Fast forward to 2:10 onward (Honey Boo Boo)… NOT OK Continue reading